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Saiyuki Charismatic omake

Extra track from the Charismatic CD
What will the Sanzo Ikkou do when the 3 Aspects suddenly close out their bank account and leave everyone stranded at a hotel with no cash?


[Hoshi]: Extra
[Male Aspect]: WHAT IS THIS?!
[Female Aspect]: What in the world has happened?
[Androgynous Aspect]: You are much too noise. This is Heaven; you must be quiet
[Male]: Ohh, you two. Perfect timing. Please, look at this!
[Female]: Hm? What is it?
[Female, Androgynous]: WHAT IS THIS?!
[Male]: Shocked, aren’t you
[Female]: Our – the Three Aspects’ bank account…! Our balance is ¥860?!
[Androgynous]: What in the world…?
[Male]: Isn’t it obvious? We gave our card to Sanzo!
[Female]: We gave it to him to help his journey. The money was mostly spent at bars?!
[Androgynous]: They eat up an awful lot of money
[Make]: Wastefully, luxuriously… They’re using too much money! What are those four doing?!
[Female]: Ah… We should just close this bank account
[Androgynous]: That might be a good idea
[Male]: Huh?
(birds chirping in the lower world)
[Goku]: Morning!
[Hakkai]: Ah, good morning
[Gojyo]: I couldn’t sleep…
[Goku]: Huh? Why not?
[Gojyo]: ‘Cause you were snoring too loud!
[Goku]: What’d you say?!
[Sanzo]: Be quiet! You unsightly… What do you think you’re doing so early in a lobby like this?
[Goku, Gojyo]: Yeah…
[Gojyo]: (to Goku) You got him mad at us!
[Sanzo]: So. What’s the fee?
[Goku]: (to Gojyo) You saying it’s my fault?
[Desk clerk]: Ah, here is the breakdown
[Gojyo]: (to Goku) You saying it’s not?
[Goku]: (to Gojyo) What about you? You doodled on me. From my face to my hands!
[Hakkai]: That’s quite conscientious of you
[Desk]: Ah, thank you very much
[Goku]: (to Gojyo) Washing it off was hard work!
[Sanzo]: You accept credit cards, yes?
[Gojyo]: (to Goku) What would I know about that?
[Desk]: Yes, we do
[Gojyo]: (to Goku) Maybe it was the work of a ghost?
[Hakkai]: … Sanzo…?
[Goku]: (to Gojyo) A ghost? You’re the one who did it, you pervy kappa!
[Sanzo]: What?
[Hakkai]: Um, those two have started again…
[Gojyo]: (to Goku) Didn’t I tell you I didn’t know anything about that, you snoring monkey?!
[Sanzo]: (sighs)
[Goku]: (to Gojyo) Bastard, don’t play dumb!
[Gojyo]: (to Goku) Who’re you calling dumb?!
[Sanzo]: This stupid idiot combo…
(noise of the cash register)
[Goku]: (to Gojyo) What’re you saying?
[Gojyo]: (to Goku) You wanna fight, midget monkey?!
[Sanzo]: Aaaaagh, SHUT UP!!! I’m gonna skip the paper fan with you two!!!
[Desk]: Excuse me?
[Sanzo]: WHAT?!
[Desk]: I’m sorry please forgive me!
[Hakkai]: What are you apologizing for?
[Desk]: Ah, I was frightened and I just… By the way, um…
[Hakkai]: What is it?
[Desk]: About this gold card… it’s currently invalid
[Sanzo]: Hm? That can’t be…
[Desk]: I checked multiple times…
[Hakkai]: Perhaps the magnetic strip was corrupted?
[Sanzo]: I guess there’s no choice. We’ll pay in cash
[Desk]: Ah, thank you
[Sanzo]: I think my wallet it…
[Hakkai]: (whispering) Wait, wait a moment!
[Sanzo]: Huh?
[Hakkai]: We don’t have any cash
[Sanzo]: Why not?
[Hakkai]: Don’t you remember a week ago?
[Gojyo]: Ah. It all went up in the town fire
[Sanzo]: That’s right…
[Gojyo]: What d’we do? This is real bad
[Sanzo]: At this rate the Sanzo Ikkou, defenders of justice, will be branded as criminals
[Hakkai]: Shall we wash the dishes or something?
[Sanzo]: Hmm… All right. There’s no alternative. Goku, come here
[Goku]: What’s up?
[Sanzo]: Lend me your ear, your ear
[Goku]: What? What?
[Sanzo]: (deep breath) (whispering) Monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey… (etc)
[Hakkai]: S-Sanzo?
[Goku]: Don’t call me… MONKEY!!!
(everything goes crashing)
[Manager]: Wh-What the hell is…? What happened?
[Desk]: (coughing) Manager… for some reason, the child with the honored priest suddenly began to rampage… Aah!
[Manager]: Now what?
[Desk]: The priest disappeared… without paying!
[Manager]: What?!
(Footsteps)
[Sanzo]: (panting) We made it this far, we’re safe
[Hakkai]: (panting) We… We’re criminals now!
[Sanzo]: We couldn’t help it. Sacrifices must be made for justice. Aside from that, good work Goku
[Goku]: Shut up, Baldy! Calling people Monkey, Monkey… I’m never gonna forgive you!
[Sanzo]: Gojyo
[Gojyo]: Look what I got! It’s a yummy banana…
[Goku]: Yay! Food! Ukiki! (< --monkey noise)
[Sanzo]: All right
[Hakkai]: Really now… but right about now, the hotel people…
[Sanzo]: They’re out looking for us, no mistake
[Gojyo]: So we’d better hurry
[Sanzo]: Stealthily, so we don’t stand out
[Hakkai]: Cautiously, cautiously…
[Hei]: Hey!
[Ikkou]: AAAAaaaaaaaagh!
[Hei]: What’re you so surprised for? It’s me, me. We met last night!
[Hakkai]: Ah, you’re…!
[Hei]: You remember now?
[Hakkai]: Who are you?
[Hei]: It’s me, Hei. We played a drinking game!
[Hakkai]: Ah, now that you mention it…
[Goku]: So, what do you want?
[Hei]: Since we’re all here, let’s have one more round, the 100th go!
[Ikkou]: What?
[Hei]: There’s a bar that’s open from the morning. Today, we’re finally gonna settle this score…!
[Hakkai]: Um, we’re in a hurry so…
[Gojyo]: We don’t have time to hang out
[Sanzo]: Let us go, huh?
[Hei]: Don’t give me the cold shoulder, man!
[Goku]: You’re so persistent, aagh
[Desk]: Ah! There they are!
[Sanzo]: What?
[Desk]: Manager! … They’re over there!
[Manager]: Those guys?
[Gojyo]: Shit
[Manager]: All right, you bastards, if you wanna leave so badly, you can do it after defeating me. You up for it?
[Goku]: Oh. Really?
(Goku punches him)
[Manager]: Agh!
[Goku]: Bye!
(The Ikkou take off)
[Manager]: Ow! Ow ow ow ow ow… Shit! Those bastards…!
[Hei]: Oh, what’s up Manager?
[Manager]: Oh, Hei-san. I wonder if you could help us. Those guys ran out without paying…!
[Hei]: What? Those guys are outrageous! All right! I’ll call out the neighborhood watch! Hang on!
[Desk]: Please!
(The Ikkou’s footsteps)
[Gojyo]: (panting) We came this far… this time, for sure… Hey Hakkai! Make Jeep… transform already!
[Hakkai]: (panting) Th-that’s right…
[Goku]: Hey
[Sanzo]: yeah
[Goku]: Why’re we running, anyway?
[Sanzo]: Why’re you asking now?
[Gojyo]: Oh, right… You didn’t understand the situation
[Goku]: I went along ‘cause everyone left… Aaagh, I don’t wanna run anymore. I’m hungry!
[Sanzo]: Relax. We won’t have to run anymore after this…
(rumbling approaches)
[Sanzo]: Hm?
[Gojyo]: What’s that noise?
[Manager]: Wait!
[Hei]: You bastards!
[Desk]: Pay your bill!
[Gojyo]: Why’s the whole town…?!
[Sanzo]: Hakkai. Get Jeep
[Hakkai]: I can’t!
[Sanzo]: Huh?!
[Hakkai]: He’s sound asleep; I still can’t wake him up!
[Gojyo]: What the hell?!
[Sanzo]: At any rate, we’re gonna dash and get the hell out of here!
[Goku]: What? We’re running again?
[Sanzo]: Quit complaining and RUN!!!
[Goku]: Ohhhh!
[Mob]: Raaaaaaah!!!
[Hakkai]: (panting) Why does this always…?!
[Gojyo]: (panting) We gonna… run like this forever?!
[Goku]: Damn it! I’m hungry!!!
(up in Heaven…)
[Female Aspect]: It’s been a few days now. I wonder how Sanzo’s group is doing?
[Androgynous Aspect]: I assume they’re regretting their actions a bit. One must purify oneself while on a mission. Wasteful, luxurious spending and such is out of the question
[Female]: I couldn’t agree more
[Male]: Oh, oh, you two!!
[Female]: Again? What is it this time?
[Male]: L-l… l-l-l-l-look at this!
[Androgynous]: Mhat is this?
[Male]: It’s my personal bank book!
[Female]: The balance is ¥350…?
[Androgynous]: What have you been spending it on?
[Male]: It wasn’t me! Someone stole my card and is using it! My personal card!
[Androgynous]: Huh? Impossible
[Male]: Enough about me, what about you two?
[Female]: Huh? My card is right… What?
[Androgynous]: (gasp) Mine is gone too! What could it have…?!
[Male]: You two, who do you think is responsible?
[Androgynous]: It can’t be…
(In a restaurant in the lower world…)
[Gojyo]: Beer! Gimme a beer!
[Goku]: I want more food!
[Hakkai]: Ah, that was lucky, you having a spare card. But if you had so many, we should have used them earlier
[Sanzo]: If we used them too often we’d be found out
[Hakkai]: “We’d be found out”?
[Sanzo]: Well, they’re what you call ‘backups’. I used a pseudonym and got them from Heaven in advance, thinking of the worst possible situation (chuckles) No, saying I prepared them would be correct (chuckles)
[Hakkai]: … I see…
[Gojyo]: Hey! Where’s the beer? Just bring the whole keg!
[Goku]: I want all of the restaurant’s food!
[3 Aspects]: They’re not regretting it at all!!!
END.


I hope everyone's had an enjoyable holiday so far!

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( 25 comments — Leave a comment )
ibr_remote
Dec. 29th, 2008 09:44 am (UTC)
Thanks for this !
Sanzou is incorigible !
konnyakuhonyaku
Jan. 1st, 2009 01:09 am (UTC)
You're welcome
Do you think Sanzo could have been a boy scout? 'Always prepared', and whatnot XD
red_squared
Dec. 29th, 2008 11:27 am (UTC)
I haven't read the whole thing yet, but I got up to here and cracked up:

[Manager]: All right, you bastards, if you wanna leave so badly, you can do it after defeating me. You up for it?
[Goku]: Oh. Really?
(Goku punches him)
[Manager]: Agh!
[Goku]: Bye!
(The Ikkou take off)


That Goku -- so totally to the point :D
konnyakuhonyaku
Jan. 1st, 2009 01:10 am (UTC)
That manager had no clue what he was getting into, challenging them like that XD
red_squared
Jan. 3rd, 2009 02:27 am (UTC)
Hee! The fool :D

Oh, and thanks also for posting the link to the track. Man, I would never have imagined Sanzo shreiking like that (esp. when he shouts at the poor desk clerk o__O)

This was brilliant -- thanks so much for all your work!
konnyakuhonyaku
Jan. 3rd, 2009 07:04 am (UTC)
You're welcome (^_^)

My favorite instance of screaming Sanzo has got to be when Hakkai got sick, and Goku and Gojyo kept Sanzo waiting for his dinner for over 2 hours. "Pineapple!!!" XD
btamamura
Dec. 29th, 2008 12:36 pm (UTC)
Much LOL! I especially cracked up hardest during the "Monkey monkey monkey etc." scene! XDDDD
konnyakuhonyaku
Jan. 1st, 2009 01:11 am (UTC)
That must have seriously pissed Goku off! I never expected him to tell Sanzo to shut up!
jaxinthebox
Dec. 29th, 2008 01:24 pm (UTC)
That was awesome!!
So much love.
konnyakuhonyaku
Jan. 1st, 2009 01:16 am (UTC)
If this whole traveling west to stop the revival experiment thing doesn't work out, Sanzo might just have a new career in identity theft XD
tess4
Dec. 29th, 2008 08:54 pm (UTC)
Hilarious! That was brilliant!
Thank you very much
konnyakuhonyaku
Jan. 1st, 2009 01:17 am (UTC)
you're welcome ^_^
sonorose
Dec. 30th, 2008 12:04 pm (UTC)
Thank you! Your translations are much appreciated! :DDDD
konnyakuhonyaku
Jan. 1st, 2009 01:17 am (UTC)
You're welcome
veronicacode
Dec. 31st, 2008 01:51 am (UTC)
Ahahahahah!!! Thanks again!! x°DDD
veronicacode
Dec. 31st, 2008 01:57 am (UTC)
Oh, I've almost forgot to ask: Could anyone leave me the track of this story? Thanks in advance!
konnyakuhonyaku
Jan. 1st, 2009 01:40 am (UTC)
veronicacode
Jan. 1st, 2009 11:17 am (UTC)
Thank youuuu!!! :*
konnyakuhonyaku
Jan. 2nd, 2009 07:07 am (UTC)
You're welcome (^_^)
mulzrule
Jan. 3rd, 2009 01:22 am (UTC)
Hee, Sanzo's got some guts, it's why we love 'em.
konnyakuhonyaku
Jan. 3rd, 2009 07:06 am (UTC)
We always hear about all the trouble Goku caused in the temple, but we never hear about all the problems Sanzo must have created. Then again maybe all the monks are too afraid Sanzo'll shoot them if they talk XD
mulzrule
Jan. 3rd, 2009 03:08 pm (UTC)
IT's probably the smartest thing those lame monks do in the entire series.
elsane
Jan. 3rd, 2009 03:13 am (UTC)
omg, that was hysterical! Thanks very much for the translation.
konnyakuhonyaku
Jan. 3rd, 2009 07:07 am (UTC)
You're welcome
guardian_yugi
Apr. 6th, 2012 03:45 pm (UTC)
KI
I adored when Sanzo just loses it and screams at even the attendant. Adored his rapidfire monkey-whispering. And Goku's WAI FOOD U~KI~KI~~ followed by Sanzo's amused little Yooo~~sh. AND HIS LITTLE GIGGLE AT THE END. Sanzo you little brat.

Thank you so much for this!!!
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