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Saiyuki Alive omake

Extra track from the Alive drama CD
Making a raft and floating down the river to the next town should be an easy task, especially when Sanzo breaks out the surprise firepower. But telling Goku to row might not be the best idea...


(chopping wood noises)
[Goku]: Daah, I’m starving!
[Gojyo]: Shut up, stupid monkey. Can’t you stay quiet?
[Hakkai]: Goku, there’s no helping it. The riverside path suddenly disappeared. Since we can’t go in Jeep, we’ll never reach the town if we don’t make a raft and paddle down the river
[Sanzo]: Or do you have a better idea?
[Gojyo]: Woah, you’re so severe, Sanzo! Asking someone with no smarts that question
[Goku]: What was that, pervy kappa?
[Gojyo]: What, ape?
[Goku]: What?! Don’t call me an ape, you…
[Gojyo]: You’re an ape, so what’s the problem with…
(Goku and Gojyo continue calling each other names until Sanzo fires off his gun)
[Sanzo]: Shall I send both of you down the river?
[Goku]: Ogre! Devil! Inhuman! Baldy!
(Sanzo starts shooting)
[Gojyo]: Woah! Idiot, quit it! Stupid monkey! Don’t run this way! It’s gonna hit me!
[Goku]: Hakkai, Sanzo’s being mean!
[Hakkai]: Well, stop being foolish. Let’s hurry and make this raft so we can go down the river
(more building sounds)
[Goku]: Ah. Hakkai. How many more do we need to get?
[Gojyo]: Hakkai. Me and Goku’ve already brought ten of these things down. Aren’t we good yet?
[Hakkai]: Not yet. We still need 30 more, I think
[Gojyo]: There’s no reason for that many!
[Goku]: Hakkai, let’s stop already. I’m hungry
[Gojyo]: Ah? Hakkai, now that I think about it, where’s Sanzo?
[Hakkai]: Ah, no, I don’t know… Is he over there?
(snoring)
[Gojyo]: … Did you hear that?
[Goku]: Yeah, I heard it
[Hakkai]: He’s snoring, isn’t he
(snooooore)
[Goku]: There! Sanzo’s taking a nap over there!
[Gojyo]: Damn, what kinda bastard…!
(Sanzo cocks his gun)
[Sanzo]: Physical labor doesn’t suit me
[Goku]: Sanzo, no fair!
[Sanzo]: Don’t interrupt someone’s nap
[Gojyo]: That ain’t fair! We’ve still got a mountain of wood left to cut! You’re not allowed to skip out all on your own!
[Sanzo]: Is that so?
(Sanzo’s robes shift)
[Hakkai]: Sanzo?
[Sanzo]: You need a mountain’s worth?
(He fires off a machine gun and tosses a hand grenade)
[Gojyo]: Woah! … Why the hell do yo have a machine gun and grenades?!
[Sanzo]: You wanna try asking that before?
[Goku]: I knew it! He’s a devil!
[Sanzo]: I still have more!
(something wooden bangs, then a missile shoots off)
[Goku]: Woah, a missile!
[Gojyo]: You’ve got to be kidding me!
(Boom! Crash!)
[Hakkai]: Ah, look a t that!
[Goku]: Daaaah!
[Gojyo]: … The trees on that mountain… there isn’t a single one left standing!
[Hakkai]: Sanzo, that was a big help
[Goku]: Gojyo, I’m kinda scared
[Gojyo]: There’s no way this guy’s fair
[Sanzo]: (sighs) No complaints now, huh
[Hakkai]: With this many logs we should have more than enough
[Gojyo]: Hakkai… You’re freakishly calm about all this
[Hakkai]: I don’t see the problem. Sanzo saved us a lot of work
(noises of tying up the raft)
[Hakkai]: There. It’s complete
[Goku]: Yay!
[Gojyo]: Haka- Haka- Hakkai! We’ll be okay on this thing, right?
[Goku]: (giggles) Gojyo, are you scared of the water?
[Gojyo]: Shut up!
[Goku]: When we get to town let’s eat first, okay?
[Sanzo]: Well, are we ready to go? We should get there while I’m continuing my nap
[Goku]: Yay!
[Hakkai]: No, Sanzo. We don’t know what can happen on the river. Someone should keep and eye out and row, just in case
[Sanzo]: Do we really need that?
[Hakkai]: Yes. It could be bad if anything happens
[Gojyo]: Fine. So, we’ll decide with rock-paper-scissors?
(Sanzo pulls out a gun)
[Sanzo]: This’ll work, right?
[Hakkai]: He can’t keep a look out if he’s dead
[Goku]: Sanzo, are you bad at rock-paper-scissors?
(Goku gets hit with the fan)
[Goku]: Ow ow ow ow. What was that for?
[Hakkai]: … All right, are we ready? We’ll decide in one round. Ready, go
[Goku, Gojyo]: Rock, paper, scissors! … All right!
[Hakkai]: Sanzo’s loss, yes?
[Sanzo]: Why do I have to be the loser?
[Goku]: Yay! Sanzo threw paper!
(Bang! Bang! Bang!)
[Gojyo]: Right! Let’s head out!
(something cracks, then crashes. A short pause. Water splashes quietly)
[Goku]: Sanzo, row faster! I’m hungry
[Sanzo]: Shut up!
[Goku]: Gojyo and Hakkai already fell asleep, but I can’t sleep if I’m hungry
[Sanzo]: I don’t get hungry if I sleep…
[Goku]: Agh, Sanzo!
[Sanzo]: Then switch with me. I’ll let you have my food later
[Goku]: Eh?! Really?!
[Sanzo]: Yeah, really. In return, you paddle without rest until I wake up
[Goku]: I’ll do it! I’ll do it, I’ll do it!
(they switch places)
[Goku]: Sanzo, take a good long nap. By the time you wake up we’ll be there already
[Sanzo]: Hn. Idiots can be useful
(Sanzo settles down for a nap)
[Goku]: All right, here I go! Oryah! Oryah! Sanzo promised me, so I’m gonna eat ‘til I burst! Oryah!
(a short pause. The waves sound louder. Goku’s still paddling)
[Sanzo]: … It’s morning…? ….. Huh?
[Goku]: Oryah! Oryah!
[Sanzo]: Goku. What are you doing?
[Goku]: Oh, Sanzo. You woke up?
[Sanzo]: Obviously. Now what the hell have you done?
[Goku]: Huh? What d’you mean what’ve I done? I was rowing all this time… Oryah! Oryah! Like that
[Sanzo]: Quit rowing!!!
(seagulls cry, and waves lick the raft)
[Hakkai]: … Goku…?
[Gojyo]: Sanzo?
[Hakkai]: What’s going on?
[Gojyo]: It’s really wide here… IT’S THE OCEAN!!!!!
[Goku]: Sanzo said, “keep rowing until I wake up”
[Hakkai]: So, we’ve passed the town on the way, and ended up in the ocean, correct?
[Gojyo]: How much did you row in one night?
[Goku]: Aren’t I amazing, Gojyo?
[Sanzo]: Bastard… What are you thinking?!
(Sanzo shoots)
[Hakkai]: Ah! The raft will fall apart if you struggle!
[Gojyo]: What are we gonna do, Hakkai? This is a huge problem! I can’t even guess where the shore is!
[Goku]: Sanzo! I’m hungry!
[Sanzo]: Shut up, idiot monkey!
(Bang! Bang!)
[Gojyo]: There’s no way I’m dying in a place like this!
[Hakkai]: Well, since we’re in this situation, why don’t we aim west? Hm, Gojyo?
(Gojyo has gotten involved in yelling at Goku, and doesn’t answer Hakkai)
END.

Thank you to sarubaby for the track! Download it (plus four others) here (f-locked post)

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( 22 comments — Leave a comment )
illusionary001
Dec. 21st, 2008 06:59 am (UTC)
LOL at Sanzo! OMG I can just see him in an army outfit throwing out all of those things! XDDDD And Goku took them to the ocean. LOL omg! Thanks for this! This is exactly what I needed. =)
konnyakuhonyaku
Dec. 21st, 2008 07:43 am (UTC)
(O.o) Oh goodness. Do you suppose the sutra has a camo-patterned underside?
inque
Dec. 21st, 2008 07:01 am (UTC)
I...I want to see Sanzo with a machine gun now.
konnyakuhonyaku
Dec. 21st, 2008 07:45 am (UTC)
Wait, with as many bullets as he can get out of his pistol, with a machine gun... he'd never have to reload again! XDDD
speedtracer
Dec. 21st, 2008 10:15 am (UTC)
Physical labor doesn't suit me. LOL. XD

Maybe a whale will help them find land. ^.^
konnyakuhonyaku
Dec. 21st, 2008 11:52 pm (UTC)
Haha, oh man, they've just got to make sure that poor starving Goku doesn't decide that he really wants some whale meat XD
tess4
Dec. 21st, 2008 12:40 pm (UTC)
[Hakkai]: With this many logs we should have more than enough
[Gojyo]: Hakkai… You’re freakishly calm about all this


Because Hakkai IS a freak. :)
Thank you :)
konnyakuhonyaku
Dec. 21st, 2008 11:52 pm (UTC)
Because Hakkai IS a freak He only hides it very well XD
You're welcome
mulzrule
Dec. 21st, 2008 11:38 pm (UTC)
Who the hell would give Sanzo a machine gun?!?!? Goku just...wow. Thanks for the translations. They keep us occupied till the next manga volume comes out.
konnyakuhonyaku
Dec. 21st, 2008 11:53 pm (UTC)
I wonder if the Sanbutsushin have noticed any strange charges on their gold card...
mulzrule
Dec. 22nd, 2008 04:12 pm (UTC)
Oh I know! Just Wait till they get the bill!
konnyakuhonyaku
Dec. 22nd, 2008 11:15 pm (UTC)
Have you heard the Charismatic omake? X3
mulzrule
Dec. 23rd, 2008 04:13 pm (UTC)
No I haven't! This series just keeps on giving.
konnyakuhonyaku
Dec. 24th, 2008 07:26 am (UTC)
Aha! Just wait until I get to that one. It starts out with the Sanbutsushin freaking out over Sanzo's expenses XD
mulzrule
Dec. 24th, 2008 03:17 pm (UTC)
AHAHAHA!
baka_gaijin
Dec. 22nd, 2008 04:30 am (UTC)
Today is "Spam Everyone Who Is Using a Santa Hat Icon Day", sooooo....

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!

konnyakuhonyaku, sorry for spamming your lj with holiday squee. or maybe not. XD
mulzrule
Dec. 22nd, 2008 04:06 pm (UTC)
OMG that's so cute and funny! What's it from? Merry Christmas!
baka_gaijin
Dec. 22nd, 2008 09:09 pm (UTC)
They are kodomos (wood spirits) from the Miyazaki film, Princess Mononoke. If LJ had sound you would hear a little shakey-rattley noise when they bob their heads. XD
mulzrule
Dec. 22nd, 2008 09:31 pm (UTC)
Oh yeah, I think I did see that a long time ago. Oh man, think of the things we could do if LJ had sound!
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konnyakuhonyaku
Dec. 22nd, 2008 11:11 pm (UTC)
You're welcome

XD Your icon is brilliant
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konnyakuhonyaku
Dec. 24th, 2008 07:27 am (UTC)
... in that special way... XD
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konnyakuhonyaku
Dec. 22nd, 2008 11:14 pm (UTC)
Heheh, good thing for Gojyo that they weren't originally planning on reaching India by boat
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